#techno x reader | soft-boi-eli (2024)

Telling techno you're pregnant

Summary: techno noticed steve was getting more and more protective of you. He didnt know why. That was until you started vomiting and some changes in your body.

That's when it struck.

Pronouns: they/them/their

Tw:female anatomy, pregnancy,period mentioned, protective polar bear with his protective piglin owner.

Something isnt right (technoblade x pregnant reader)

Steve seemed to know something was up with you. You did too. Your body felt like hell, it seemed to be changing, and all you wanted was some peaceful alone time.

But steve didnt leave you.

Laying in the house, head on your lap, along with his nose on your stomach. You sighed. You knew of this. He knew of it. Techno didnt. Nor did phil. Or tommy. Nor ranboo.

You were t ready to tell them yet.

Little did you know techno had been taking notes on steve and he knew this was a weird behavior for him. Normally the slightly agressive polar bear would have been protecting the house with his life.

Yet he was like a kicked puppy following you. And dont you think he hasn't noticed you slightly glowing with your body changing.

That's when it clicked. Phil use to talk about this. How his wife glowed and seemed to have most of her body filling out.

"Your pregnant arent you."-technoblade.

Jumping lightly you looked over to your husband. Tilting your head lightly. "You're glowing, you look like your body is filling out beautifully. And steve is babying you." How the f*ck?

You took a deep breath. "Yes. Yes I am. I was going to tell you it's just I needed to fully make sure. But seeing as I havent had my period for over a month. Yes techno I am."

He was expecting this. But still when it came from their mouth he was over the moon.

When steve actually got off you for once techno was quick to pull you up and hit you tight.

You were his pregnant mate and nothing could stop him from wanting to protect you.

The next day he was honestly surprised when you didnt seem to get up for the morning sickness that phil had talked about.

You were sound asleep, him behind you and steve laying on the floor beside your bed. Steve had now became a permanent body guard for you. Techno wouldn't complain. He could handle being robbed and he was strong enough to fight off people. You on the other hand. You're prohibited from fighting, heavy lifting, potion making, even mining.

At least now that he knew. And you didnt even know the rules yet. Watching you breathing rise and fall he tucked of your strands of hair out of your face.

"Techno! Are you awake?!" Tommy. Looking to the door techno beard you groan in annoyance. Looking back to you he felt upset.

Your eyes now opened. "Tommy, you shouldn't barge in and yell. It rude!" Phil's voice was quiet compared to tommys. But too late both you an techno were up. And you were just glaring at the door. Steve seemed to be sleeping peacefully but as soon as that bedroom door opened slightly he lunged at it and slammed it shut.

Smiling you shook your head. This was his way if showing he loved you. You knew it. "God damn if you didnt want us coming in you could of just said something." Laughing lightly you looked to techno. He was fuming. Tommy just barged in, woke you up, made steve nearly break your guys door, and accused you two of making steve do that. Standing up you were covered in a shirt that techno gave you, and a pair of shorts. The perks of dating a piglin. They are warm as f*ck. They were like a furnace. And in this cold you adored it. Now the two on the other side was going to be hell.

"Steve. Can you please move, tommy wont hurt us." The bear stared at you, then your stomach, then techno. Nodding to him techno stood up. Massive bed head, in only a pair of pants. That's how you two slept.

Steve moved away from the door. Letting you open it as the gremlin child and the winged man were standing there.

"Sorry. Steve's been a bit more aggressive lately." You spoke, scratching your jaw as you were slumped over slightly. "A bit more agressive my ass! He nearly killed me!" Rolling your eyes you pinched your nose. "You broke into our house. Steve isnt going to let you come to attack me or techno." You argued back. Especially when your pregnant. Techno came up from behind you. Towering over your small body. "Thank you phil for trying to help." Phil laughed it off.

"I mean I gotta keep them in bay. But sometimes is doesnt work." Nodding lightly you leaned against the door frame. You were tired from just waking up.

"You seem tired (y/n). Is everything alright mate?" Nodding you rubbed your eyes. "Just woke up. What do ya expect. Me to be up and at'um. Hell no." Stretching lightly you sighed at the popping in you back. "True. But you seem extra tired."

Rolling your eyes at their persistence you squeezed between them. " iwas up all night reading. Didnt look at the time and didnt fall asleep till what? 6 in the morning?" Techno nodded. You started walking down stairs, steve following behind you quickly. "sh*t happens and I wanted to finish my book. So I did. Anyways I'm making waffles. Want any?" It was nice to offer to guests. Even if they barge into the house uninvited. The enthusiastic nods from the teen told you all. Shaking you head lightly you gave a smile.

This teen even when annoying was still such a good kid.

The three stayed up there as you made the waffles. Getting some fish out of the barrels in the back you tossed them to steve. It was important to keep him fed too.

Humming a small tune as you were cooking them you looked around before putting you hand on your stomach. Lightly rubbing up and down. But you were quick to stop the soft gesture when you heard footsteps.

That child.

Sighing you listen to him as he rounded the corner into the kitchen. He was always so obsessed with food. Then again he's a growing teen.

"Is there syrup too?!" Looking at him dead in the eyes you spoke. "Who do you think I am? A monster of course there is syrup!" Pointing to the jug on the table you laugh as he drizzles the syrup on there.

"Sorry for waking you. Normally techno is awake way before we get here." Shrugging you flipped the waffle. "I need you keep a schedule. So in turn its alright."

You felt his eyes sweep you and land on your stomach. His eyes widen.

Looking over to him you saw the shocked expression and was confused. "Your pregnant?" That was the quietest you had ever heard the teen.

Looking down you were shocked. The shirt unbuttoned slightly and there was the smallest bump. How did he see it? How did you not see it?

"Please dont tell anyone." Nodding he smirked slightly. "I'll keep quiet of I get three more waffles." You swear. "Alright. As long as it shuts you up. I want to tell phil this." He nodded. Happy to get the extra waffles from you.

It wasnt long before the other two entered. And you had hid your stomach. Phil would definitely know if he saw.

A hand ruffled your hair.

Something techno did when someone else was around.

Grabbing the three plates from the counter he placed them on the table before you could.

"Thanks." It was a quick word as you finished the last of the three waffles you owed tommy.

Transferring the last one to his plate you sat down and joined them on eating. It was peaceful. Until tommy spoke. "Your waffles are to die for." Laughing at his words you rolled your eyes.

"Hey phil." He looked up to you. "Yeah?" He shoved some waffle into his mouth. " I'm pregnant." He coughed. He was swallowing right as you said it. Bad timing really.

"Your WHAT?" he yelled as his throat cleared. "Pregnant. Having a child? You know bun in the oven?" He stared at you mouth gaping. "Oh come on it was bound to happen some time. Techno and I are married what do you expect?" You struck the shocked man with a sassy tone.

It was true. Some how, whether it was on purpose or accident it was going to happen.

"It just that The BLOOD GOD. Not so good with kids, is not reacting. Nor is Tommy." You pointed your fork at him. "Techno found out yesterday. Tommy just found out. Had to make three extra waffle to keep him quite." Phil was so confused on how you were just peaceful like this.

"Wait how did Tommy find out?" Techno's confused voice popped in. "Apparently I've been pregnant longer then we both though. I'm showing very slightly. Surprised the gremlin child noticed."

"HEY! I am not a gremlin!"

This was chaos.

God if you knew this would happen you wouldnt have said anything till later. You watched as phil and techno were shocked. Tommy and you sat there. "I'm surprised. I took the new the best." Nodding you raised your eye brows. At the two men. "They are the grown ups. Yet they are acting like chickens with their heads cut off."

Looking over to your heated green house you furrowed your brows. There were some plants that needed trimming. "Wanna help me trim some plants?" Tommy looked to you. "Sure. But no bending. Lord knows what the blood god would do to me if I let you."

You two laughed as you headed to the green house.

Abandoning the two shocked and confused grown men.

At least for now.

Yep. There is techno. And there will be a part 2. Telling basically everyone else your pregnant.

Along with you further in. But it might be a bit I'm having some dental work done.

Might as well finish this and post it fast.